Former Canadian Minister Fitted for Tin Foil Hat
This is just too good. PRWeb reports that Paul Hellyer, Canada’s Defense Minister from 1963-67, not only blames President Bush for global warming, terrorism, economic downturns, hurricanes and floods, but also sees the administration as a potential cause of intergalactic war. Really. He said this at a speech at the University of Toronto:

I'm so concerned about what the consequences might be of starting an intergalactic war, that I just think I had to say something. The secrecy involved in all matters pertaining to the Roswell incident was unparalled. The classification was, from the outset, above top secret, so the vast majority of U.S. officials and politicians, let alone a mere allied minister of defence, were never in-the-loop.

The United States military are preparing weapons which could be used against the aliens, and they could get us into an intergalactic war without us ever having any warning. The Bush administration has finally agreed to let the military build a forward base on the moon, which will put them in a better position to keep track of the goings and comings of the visitors from space, and to shoot at them, if they so decide.

- posted by Base10 @ 12:10 PM