Bush Condemns Bacharach
In a strange announcement by the President, George Bush condemned the music of songwriter Burt Bacharach. "America no longer needs this sort of symphonic easy-listening music."

When questioned by reporters about whether he knew enough about music to qualify him to comment on Bacharach's song stylings, the President replied, "I may not know much about music but I know what I like."

Liberal entertainers were quick to strike back. Singer/actress Barbra Streisand called Bush an "idiot."

"What in the world does he know about music? [Bacharach] wrote Walk on By for god's sake." Streisand continued, "You know, whenever he spouts off about a topic that he knows nothing about, he shows himself to be a moron. If he had his way, we'd all be listening to country. Ick!"

Read the article here.
- posted by Base10 @ 3:46 PM