Victims of hurricane Katrina can take some solace that the relief effort was not being led by Bernard Kerik, erstwhile Police Commissioner and former would-be candidate for DHS director. Even though their homes were looted and their property destroyed, one shudders to think about what Bernie would be doing in good ole' boy Louisiana. Collecting bribes for shelter space? Fees for police "protection?" Maybe a slush fund for head busts paid for with Red Cross donations. See what you're missing out on Bernie? The French Quarter could have been yours for the taking.

- posted by Base10 @ 11:32 AM